You know, fuck you with your Zooeys and Natalies and Lana Del Bitchface. Wank your puds all you want to them broads. I will sit here and watch mediocre British telenovelas in the hopes of one day getting a bladder infection from Tom Hardy. I hope it makes you feel like shit. I hope Tom Hardy makes you feel flubby and small. I hope you get body dysmorphia.